Hey, I'm finally two! It's time to pick out a boyfriend and start training him properly.

I'll just ask dear old Dad how it's done... he must have plenty of experience with Mom by now...

... or perhaps I'll do a little online research on the topic. Hmmmm... Google "How to Train a Boy" has some interesting results...

OK, enough of that. Mom says it's time to pose with my bro for Xmas.

Brothers are great. Mine not only looks cute, he can supply horsepower when my legs are too short to reach the pedals.

... not to mention he's familiar with the care and grooming of domesticated animals -- always a handy skill...

Speaking of animals, who says tunnels are just for gophers? I fit in here just fine.

Woah, check out the funky scenery. I wonder if these rocks are real?

And now for my favorite section ... Olivia Action Poses (tm)!

After the zoo, I was zonked... hey, we just woke up! What with the bright light?

... or in this case, we're asleep after a long hard bike ride. Please don't disturb us ...